You Are a Stupid, Ignorant Writer—and Your Story Just Paid the Price

You're out there. I know you are. The writer who submitted a story to me by UPS Next Day Air. You thought your story was so important you paid extra to rush it to me. You no doubt thought I'd be honored to recieve your words wrapped in a special brown and green Reusable Express Envelope. 

Or, as it says in small print on the barely legible envelope, "Use. Reuse. Then Recycle."

I say barely legible because the envelope sat under the snow for a week and appears to have been stepped on a few times. I also suspect a squirel or rabbit gnawed on the envelope, but it's hard to tell which species did the deed. I assume UPS delivered the envelope while I was in Alabama for Christmas. They probably left it on my porch like they usually do and at some point the wind blew it into the snow, where I discovered the envelope this morning.

Naturally I stopped my mail delivery for the week I was gone. If you hadn't been showboating by sending your submission Next Day Air it would have been held by the post office until I returned. And your story would not now be the consistency of mush. The only thing your story remains fit for is recycling. So at least in that regard, kudos on using an eco-friendly envelope.

But that's only part of why you are a stupid, ignorant writer.

I mean, your ruined submission doesn't even contain a SASE. Don't know what that is? Well, I'd tell you to look it up but that's obviously beyond your feeble abilities. Because if you'd looked up storySouth's guidelines you'd know the magazine only accepts electronic submissions. We've never accepted mailed submissions. And if you'd checked, you'd also have learned—and please pay special attention, because this is important—I HAVEN'T EDITED STORYSOUTH IN ALMOST TWO YEARS!

Check the magazine's Wikipedia page. Check storySouth's about us page, which lists Terry Kennedy and the other great editors who now produce this wonderful literary journal. Pan all the way to the bottom of that page and you'll see my name under Editors Emeriti. To save you the terrible pain of Googling that term, it means I no longer accept submissions mailed in Next Day Air envelopes which sit in the snow all week and are chewed on by cute-looking rodents.

If you want to be a writer, you must first be a reader. And if you can't even read a magazine's guidelines you have no business submitting to them in the first place.

So yes, you are a stupid, ignorant writer. And unfortunately, your story paid the price for your sins.

A Few Items of Note

I've a number of items to throw at people, so here they are:

The Difference Between an Author and a Writer

Someone asked me the other day to describe the difference between an author and a writer. I tried giving a basic definition by saying most people are writers at some point in their lives—even if all they write is a grocery list—while authors focus on writing as a career. But this person didn't like that answer and persisted.

So here's my attempt at a deeper response: An author has readers. A writer doesn't.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to take some flack for this, but before hurling those flaming pens my way please hear me out.

Yes, anyone can be a writer, but in this context I'm not talking about writing a school paper or tweeting a few words about the double scoop of red pepper ice cream you ate before breakfast. Instead, I'm talking about creating something with words which didn't exist before. Using words to craft a story or poem or essay or book which has the potential to take on a life of its own. To me, such acts of literary creation are at the heart of what it means to be both a writer and an author.

So assuming an author and a writer are both aiming for the same thing—creations built around words—why did I bring readers into this equation?

Simple. In the act of literary creation, we all start out as writers. We write for ourselves. We write to create. We write to explore and play and experience and for a thousand other reasons. And at the end of that process we look around to see who wants to experience our creation.

Why do we do this? Why do most writers seek out readers?

Again, many reasons. Validation of what we're doing. The ego-driven need to show others what we've created. The belief that what we've created deserves to be shared. The urge to make money through publishing your writings. And, perhaps, an understanding that the best creations in our world result from the interactions of more than a single person. That literary creations can be improved by being shared with others. That feedback is a good thing. That readers—by the very act of reading a work—show a writer what resonates and works and what doesn't.

And it is this process of sharing your creations with the world which turns a writer into an author.

Anyone can be an writer. Simply write and create something new. But to truly grow as a writer—to become an author—you have to push your creations out into the world.

It's almost impossible to think of a successful author who didn't at least try to share their writings with the greater world. Emily Dickinson is a favorite example of an author who was unknown during her time and kept her writings mostly hidden, but even Dickinson sent her poetry to others seeking feedback. History presents few examples of successful authors who were totally inward looking and disregarded the need to seek readers for their works. 

So to the person who asked me about the difference between writers and authors, all I can say is they are different terms for people who create literary works. But in my view, writers can only grow into authors by sharing their creations with the larger world. 

Any thoughts from other people on this?

Story Accepted by Daily Science Fiction

Winter is not be my favorite time of the year because of that whole ice and snow thing. However, from the point of view of my fiction writing this has been a hell of a good season. First, Interzone published a special issue devoted to my short fiction. Then my story "The Never, Never Wizard of Appalachicola" was published as the cover story in Intergalactic Medicine Show. And to top off the winter festival of fictional happiness, today Daily Science Fiction accepted my fantasy "The Blue Room."

In case you've missed it, Daily Science Fiction is a dynamic new online SF magazine. Edited by Jonathan Laden and Michele Barasso, DSF publishes a new story every weekday, with each story emailed to readers for free (although you can also read the stories on their website). And because DSF pays some of the best rates in the genre they've already snagged stories from many of today's hottest SF writers.

Look for "The Blue Room" by the middle of next year. And before then, be sure to check out DSF.

My Story "The Never, Never Wizard of Apalachicola" in IGMS

My story "The Never, Never Wizard of Apalachicola" has been published in the new issue of Orson Scott Card's Intergalactic Medicine Show.  This is my second appearance in IGMS, but my first time as a "featured cover author." Be sure to check out the mind-blowingly good art from Julie Dillon.  

As IGMS editor Edmund R. Schubert says in his letter from the editor,  my story is "about the yin and yang between science and magic, and the value both can bring to a dangerous world." Other content in the issue includes stories by Gary Kloster, Jens Rushing,  Erin Cashier, and Bruce Worden along with two Christmas stories, one by Orson Scott Card and another by Maureen Power. To top it all off, there's even an interview with Ellen Datlow.

To read the issue, you'll need to purchase a one-year subscription (six issues) for $15. Personally, I think this is a great deal because along with the next year's worth of stories a subscription gives you access to the last 20 issues of IGMS  (which means you could also read "Rumspringa," which was my first professionally published SF story).

Thanks to Edmund Schubert for accepting the story, Eric James Stone for recommending it, and Julie Dillon for her great art.

Are We Heading Toward a Faith-Based Science?

After reading two engaging essays in recent days, I'm now wondering if humanity is heading toward a faith-based science. That is, a future where people trust and believe in science in the same way most humans currently trust and believe in religion. Before you say whether this is a good or bad idea, read the following essay excerpts.

First, from the Esquire feature "15 Geniuses Who Give Us Hope" comes Tom Junod's "We Dream in Science" (via Andrew Sullivan):

"We are not going to live forever. We are not going to have our life spans scientifically amplified to biblical lengths. We will not be able to take pills that will give us the musculature of superheroes or allow us to gorge ourselves while enjoying the health benefits of starvation. We will reach our limits, and, with some hard-won variation, those limits will be — they will feel like — the same limits we humans have always had. We will remain human where it counts, in our helpless and inspiring relation to our own mortality.

"Does this sound obvious? It shouldn't. Indeed, what I should have said from the start is that I believe that we are all going to die, in that science increasingly believes otherwise — and science increasingly has become a matter of belief. Its logic, once pointed at the eradication of disease and infection, is now inexorably pointed at aging and death, which is to say the ultimate questions that were once left to religion.

"... It also means that, as loath as scientists are to admit it, science is simply a superior form of storytelling, its testable hypotheses and its quantifiable phenomena still subject to the human need for overarching narrative. The more ambitious and far-reaching its insights, the less likely it is that they will find expression anywhere but in the circumscribed circumstances of the laboratory or in the limitless expanses of the human imagination."

Fascinating.

And as part of the Guardian's "Ten Questions Science Must Answer" article comes Brian Cox's goal for humanity (via Boing Boing):

"Can we make a scientific way of thinking all pervasive? This would be the greatest achievement for science over the coming centuries. I say this because I do not believe that we currently run our world according to evidence-based principles. If we did, we would be investing in an energy Manhattan project to quickly develop and deploy clean energy technologies. We would be investing far larger amounts of our GDP in the eradication of diseases such as malaria, and we would be learning to live and work in space – not as an interesting and extravagant sideline, but as an essential part of our long-term survival strategy."

I'm a ardent believer in the scientific process. I believe this not only because I'm a science fiction writer, but also because one can easily look around our world and see the benefits science has granted humanity. This isn't to say science can't also deliver bad things for humanity—more on this in a moment—but overall I believe science has been a good thing.

Despite this, the idea that people should believe in science in a faith-based manner—which is what both of these essays appear to suggest would either be a good thing or is likely to happen—worries me deeply.

This doesn't mean my worries are driven by a fault with science. Instead, the fault with this approach rests, as always, with human fallibility. Humans simply are not perfect. We'll never be perfect. As a result, no human creation should be given our absolute faith and belief. Not even a noble pursuit like science. 

The November 2010 Atlantic has a great article about how most medical research "is misleading, exaggerated, or flat-out wrong." Is the wrongness described in the article the result of a flaw in the scientific method? No. Do these problems result from using evidence-based principles to find solutions to life's problems? Sometimes. After all, it isn't unusual to have contradictory evidence result from similar experiments.

However, the biggest reason for flawed scientific results come from human emotions, needs, and desires intruding into the scientific process. Human are great at twisting science on both subconscious and conscious levels to achieve certain goals. Is this bad science? Of course. But it happens all the time.

This isn't very different from how people twist the stated beliefs of various religions to achieve goals which run against those very religions' core teachings. For example, even though most religions preach against violence, at one time or another believers of every major religion have used their religion to justify horrific violence.

This doesn't mean religion hasn't also had a positive influence on humanity. In the space of a few millennia modern religions have helped turn humanity from an extremely violent species—especially toward people considered to be outside one's "group" or tribe—into a much more peaceful species. Yes, violence still occurs. But compared to levels of violence thousands of years ago, the change toward a more peaceful humanity has been astounding.

Humanity is undergoing a similar change as a result of scientific progress. Since I'm an optimist, I believe this change will one day be as profound and important as the changes in human morality brought about by religion. This doesn't mean science won't also do great harm to us as times. Look at the horrors of World Wars I and II to see what science can do when turned toward violent ends. But overall science is a good thing for humanity.

Unless, I should add, we begin believing in science as if it's a religion. If we have faith that science is as infallible as the Pope. If we put science on a pedestal where one can't question it.

After all, how many of the world's problems result from people having absolute faith that their religion is the ultimate path to truth? And how is that so different from asking for humanity to have a similar absolute faith in science?

The irony is that in many ways we already run our world according to evidence-based principles, just as Brian Cox desires. Unfortunately, these evidence-based principles are usually based around the wrong goals and the wrong evidence. We make decisions based on our emotions and desires, often resulting in only short-term gain for our individual selves. We allow ourselves to think that each of us are among the most important people in the world (which is exactly the evidence our ego-centric minds and senses are programmed to create). We ignore those aspects of life which disagree with our world view—ignore them, that is, until the world forces us in often harsh ways to change our views.

One reason science is such an amazing learning tool is because of skepticism. Ideally scientists don't believe in anecdotes or rumors or any claim lacking empirical evidence. So count me among the skeptics who don't believe having science replace religion as an object of faith would magically result in a paradise on Earth.

I want a world where people both trust in evidence AND are skeptical of that evidence. Where we trust in science but also understand that science can be manipulated by base human desires and needs.

In short, I want a world where we have faith in humanity—even as we acknowledge that sometimes humans absolutely do not deserve such an unquestioning trust.

Why It's Worth Expressing Opinions on Literature

Yesterday Niall Harrison wrote an in-depth response to my essay on "Why We Write Literary Reviews." I appreciate Niall taking the time to respond. As I mentioned in the comments on his site, my essay's main point was to explore what causes someone to take the first step toward writing literary criticism. Where the criticism goes after that initial step depends upon the reviewer, the subject, and a thousand different subjective points.

Niall is correct in saying I approach reviewing from the point of view of a fiction writer. That's quite natural since I mainly see myself as a fiction writer. However, I also approach reviewing from a reader's point of view. I was a reader before I began writing fiction and it's as a reader that I learned what makes great fiction great. At the risk of making a grand assumption, I'd say all fiction writers—and indeed, almost all writers—come to their craft through the same process of first being readers.

 But that's not to say literary reviews and criticism are secondary to fiction writing, or that I take reviewing as being less serious than fiction writing. As with all creative endeavors, there are great stories and great reviews, bad stories and bad reviews, and a wild mix of everything in between.

The Relationship Between Fiction and Criticism

Even though literary criticism and fiction writing are equally valid means of creative expression, their relationship to each other is not the same. Fiction writing can be created totally apart from literary criticism while literary criticism can't be created apart from the texts it critiques. But paradoxically, while the creation of literary criticism is intimately tied to the texts being critiqued, the criticism which results exists totally separate from its subject matter.

To understand this distinction, consider how often you've read and enjoyed reviews of books and stories which you have no intention of ever reading. Those reviews couldn't have been created without the original texts, but once created they were independent of those texts.

Again, none of this means literary criticism is a lesser creative art than fiction—it merely has a different relationship to its subject matter. And this relationship can be parsed even more if you separate literary reviews from literary criticism.  For example, on Niall's comment thread John Scalzi states that he tends to see "reviewing as closer to consumer reporting and criticism as exegesis, for which consumer reporting is not a primary goal. Most reviewing/criticism falls on a line between those two end points."

I agree with Scalzi's points. When I write a book review, at the review's core is whether or not I recommend the book to readers. When I write literary criticism, the core isn't so much to recommend certain books as to draw larger understandings and ideas from a reading of literature. And as Scalzi says, those are merely the extremes. The elements of reviews and criticism often flow back and forth so that one can both recommend a specific book and address larger literary issues, or vice versa.

Reviewers and Ego

The part of my essay which really irritated Niall and others was when I said that one reason people write literary reviews is to bring attention to themselves. This was only one of many reasons I gave—and it is definitely one of the less likely reasons—but it still attracted most of the negative attention.

The simple truth is that human creations can not be separated from human ego, and criticism is no exception. As Niall says, "of course reviewers want attention; reviewing is an act of communication, it takes a certain amount of ego just to stand up and say your piece in public, and we want to know that our communication is valued."

I totally agree. Critics want to know that their ideas have entered into the larger cultural discussions continually engaged in by humanity. The same can be said of fiction writers, poets, and all artists.

However, the point of my essay was to ask why a person takes that first step toward writing literary criticism. If that first step toward writing criticism—or the first step toward writing fiction or taking part in any creative affair—is dictated MERELY because you want attention, then you have engaged in a bastard exercise which rarely creates anything worth remembering.

Many of the problems with today's artistic world—hell, with the world in general—result from people focusing solely on drawing attention to themselves. It's as if people see becoming self-centered Hollywood superstars as the natural way of life.  This results in CEOs of financial institutions deciding that looting the economy is more important than creating jobs or manufacturing worthwhile products, or parents deciding that forcing their son to lie about being a "balloon boy" is worth doing if the whole world ends up watching.

Humans are by our very nature ego-centric. But when you can't see anything beyond yourself, how can you call yourself a true creator? After all, to create something—to bring into existence something new—means you must both engage your own self and reach beyond your self. Creation involves both yourself and more than your self.

So yes, everyone has an ego and we all want to know that our contributions to life are noticed and make a difference.  That's basic human nature.  And yes, great artists often have great egos. But the best art is created by artists who are also able to look beyond themselves and see the greater goals and patterns of life. To my view, having an ego doesn't mean you can't also aim for more than merely satisfying your ego. Only by aiming for that greater goal does one have a shot at creating great art.

The Stereotypes of Literary Critics

But all that said, Niall is correct that by raising this "ego" point I treaded very close to the stereotypes many fiction writers have about reviewers, such as the mistaken belief that literary critics speak only from ego or that critics are failed fiction writers.  I should have clarified this because it wasn't my intention to promote these false stereotypes.

Unfortunately, these stereotypes are believed by a number of writers and artists (even if most won't mention them in public). For example, in Tobias Wolff's classic short story "Bullet in the Brain" we are introduced to a literary critic who witnesses a bank robbery. Despite what common sense states about not insulting violent men with guns, the critic can't stop making snarky comments about the clichés erupting all around him. As the story makes clear, this critic makes these comments because nasty opinions have become entirely ingrained with his essence. Being snarky is perfectly melded with this critic's ego.

Is Wolff's uncharitable view of literary critics how some fiction writers see critics? The answer is likely yes. It's natural for people to dislike criticism. Instead of seeing the critic as expressing an actual truth, writers want to ascribe negative comments to the critic simply being cruel. Do a few literary critics attack writers because they want to hurt them? Of course. But critics like this are an extreme exception. The vast majority of critics have far more noble goals in mind with their criticism.

And in fact, this truth is also shown in Wolff's story, and it's why his tale rises above being a joke about a nasty critic and becomes a true work of art. As the critic is dying he remembers what brought him to a love of criticism—the musical words spoken by a friend during a childhood baseball game. This love of words clicked into the critic at that moment and for the rest of his life he sought to understand the greater art all around him. The story's tragedy—and the reason why Wolff elevates the literary critic's character into a creation which resonates with readers—is that the critic had forgotten how life first brought him to criticism. It took death to remind him of what he'd lost in life.

I think Wolff's story ties in closely with the point I was making about why people take the first step toward literary criticism—and by extension, the first step toward anything in life. Something catches our eye. Something jangles into our brain. And from there we walk forward, exploring all we can. But the reason we take that first step remains extremely important, and taking the first step for the right or wrong reasons heavily influences everything you eventually create.

To close, I want to share a great quote from Gary K Wolfe, which Niall gives at the end of his essay:

"One writes reviews because reviews are what one writes: they are essays about literature, and literature is worth writing essays about."

Amen to that. No matter the reason for taking your first step toward writing a literary review, the most important thing to remember is that literature matters. As does literary criticism. And the things which matter in life are always worth expressing an opinion about.

The Story of an Old Seaman's Medal of Honor

James Avery earned the Medal of Honor by saving men under extreme gunfire during the Battle of Mobile Bay. According to his medal citation, while serving aboard the U.S.S. Metacomet, Avery, as a member of the boat's crew, "went to the rescue of the U.S. monitor Tecumseh when that vessel was struck by a torpedo in passing the enemy forts in Mobile Bay, August 5, 1864. (Seaman) Avery braved the enemy fire which was said by the admiral to be 'one of the most galling' he had ever seen, and aided in rescuing from death 10 of the crew of the Tecumseh, eliciting the admiration of both friend and foe."

I've visited Fort Morgan a number of times, and the peaceful sea grasses and lapping waves refuse to hint at what Avery and the other men went through on that day almost 150 years ago. And that brief citation and the knowledge that Avery was awarded the medal would be all we know of this man, were it not for an amazing story the New York Times published in 1898, a few months before Avery's death.

The story is set in the 1890s and Avery has been a sailor for most of his life. He is now an old tar having a difficult time adjusting to the Navy's new metal steam ships. Because Avery can't do the work of a "modern" sailor, his commanding officer gives him an easier—if lowly—position as a berth-deck cook. All that changes, however, when the captain accidentally discovers that Avery earned the Medal of Honor.

This is an extremely touching slice of life story, which gives a great glimpse of a sailor's life during the late 1800s. I highly recommend this story to anyone interested in character sketches or maritime tales, or, hell, simple human nature. You can access the original story here.

I'd like to close with Avery's words on why he risked his life to save those men:

"I did like the rest of the men that day, and I never expected anything more than my pay and rations. We tried to do our duty, and when we saw the men in the other ship being shot down and some drowning, we could only try to help them. God knows it was hard to see them being murdered without much chance for escape."

Why We Write Literary Reviews

I don't review many books and short stories. Maybe a dozen during a busy year, less when I don't feel the need. And I tend to focus on works which really impress me, as with my reviews of the Dark Faith anthology edited by Maurice Broaddus and Jerry Gordon, or The Windup Girl by Paolo Bacigalupi.

It's also rare for me to rip stories with my critiques. I basically refuse to waste my time reviewing bad stories. The irony, of course, is that if I slammed more stories I'd probably publish many more reviews.  I find it easier to rip stories apart than to write positive yet insightful criticism. When you read a bad story, the flaws almost beg for sarcastic comments and ridicule. Great stories don't beg for anything—except to be read by as many people as possible.

I'm currently writing a review of Nnedi Okorafor's Who Fears Death, which I absolutely loved. Okorafor's novel came out earlier this year to near universal acclaim—check out her website for a sample of these glowing reviews. While I totally agree with this praise, the large number of already existing reviews made me wonder whether I still needed to critique the book.

To help me answer this question, I decided to figure out why people write literary criticism. Here are the reasons I've come up with:

  • A need to bring attention to a worthy story, or to condemn a bad one. This is the first and most powerful reason why people review fiction. The need to praise or condemn the things we love or hate is a primal need in humanity. I'd be willing to bet that when early humans began speaking, dichotomies such as love and hate, or good and bad, were among the first words from their lips. While such simple dichotomies can create turmoil in our world, they are also one of the most effective means of spreading information about those aspects of life worth embracing—or avoiding.
     
  • A need to pontificate. Whether you praise theoretical reviews as legitimate literary criticism or deride them as intellectual masturbation, agendas are at the heart of why someone writes this type of fictional analysis. The reviewer has an agenda and the book is critiqued from the agenda's point of view. These types of reviews can be fascinating but are rarely enlightening. Instead, they confirm the pros and cons of already existing views and theories. And whether or not the review tempts you into reading the story depends on whether or not you agree with the reviewer's agenda.
     
  • A need to explain how the reviewer would have written a different book. This reason for writing a review drives me crazy. I mean, if reviewers wish a different book had been written, they should write that damn book instead of pushing their ideas onto another author's story. A recent example of this is Lawrence K. Altman's review of Dr. Connie Mariano's memoir about her time as the White House doctor. Altman goes off on several tangents in his review, such as faulting Mariano for not discussing at length the 25th Amendment dealing with succession. This ignores the point that Mariano was writing a memoir, not a scholarly examination of the subject. Obviously Altman wished he'd been the one to write this memoir, not the author who simply dared to write about her own life.
     
  • A need to play with the story's world creation, stylistic language or themes. This is where reviewers are so inspired by a story they want to play with what they've read, so their review recreates or mimics aspects of the story. While this reason for writing reviews is somewhat rare, there's nothing wrong with the desire and it can result in some quite enthralling criticism. This stylistic playfulness can also tempt people into reading the original story by giving a taste of what's to come.
     
  • A need to draw attention to the reviewer. This is another irritating reason to write a literary review. Reviewers who want attention should instead write their own stories, although that's also a lousy reason to write fiction. While there is nothing wrong with critiquing from your own point of view—indeed, that's hard to avoid because criticism and opinions are such personal affairs—reviewers should never forget that true criticism isn't about them alone. Yes, it is their reaction to the story. But the story also exists apart from them. Only a fool forgets that.
     
  • A need to expand the understanding of a story. This expanded understanding can occur on the part of reviewers, their readers, or both. To one degree or another, this desire for understanding is the raison d'être for most types of literary criticism. And since many literary reviewers are also fiction writers, this expanded understanding can influence other stories in amazing ways. For example, if I, as a reviewer, understand what made one novel special then perhaps my own fiction writings will take a giant step forward. Or perhaps new writers who read my review will apply this understanding to their own fiction.

So why do I write literary reviews?

For me, literary criticism breaks down to the first and last points—the desire to bring attention to great stories, and a need to increase the understanding about stories both in myself and others.

And that's why, even though Who Fears Death by Nnedi Okorafor has been extensively critiqued and praised, I'm still going to review the novel. Perhaps I will understand the story more as I write my critique. Maybe others will enjoy my insight into this wonderful book.

But most importantly, perhaps a few more readers will read the book because of what I say. And in the end, guiding readers to great books is the most important service any literary reviewer can provide.

My "Writer's Guide to Social Media"

The SFWA blog has published "A Writer's Guide to Social Media," which is a reworking of my original post on the topic from last month. 

Those posts are also an excellent example of why editors are nothing but a good thing in any writer's life. When Todd Vandemark, the web editor for SFWA, approached me about reprinting this post, he said he wanted to run the entire essay from the fourth paragraph on

Obviously this detail caught my attention, so I looked at my original post and realized,  yep, the first three paragraphs are a complete waste of the readers' time—at least with regards to the subject I was writing about. I had fallen into that dreaded writer's curse of digressing on an unrelated subject because it was something I'm interested in.

Of course, Todd was too polite to express all this, but I figured it out when I reread my piece.

So thanks to Todd for reprinting the post, and thanks also for showing so clearly why editors are a great thing.

James Frey is a jerk

Details here.

Why are any of us surprised by this revelation?

After all, what author wouldn't want to write a work-for-hire novel for $250 and a percentage of some vague promise when the book is published? And don't forget your name may or may not be on the book. But who cares, right? After all, this is your shot at the big time.

Yes, the big time. Isn't that what Frey gave Jobie Hughes when Mr. A Million Little Pieces hired the then unknown author to write I Am Number Four?

Yes, straight to the big time. Unless you violate Frey's confidentiality agreement by speaking to the media. Because doing that won't allow Frey to slam you with impunity. Or to quote Frey's own words about why he needs to keep Jobie Hughes away from the media, "He sounds like a fucking idiot when you put a recorder in front of his mouth."

Ah yes. Nothing like winning the praise of the man who bought and sold your literary soul.

I've been hard on Frey before, but I also have given him a chance (see my review of I Am Number Four). But this is too much.

The only good thing to come of this is that the surplus of literary wannabes in the country will be thinned by Frey's adventures in fictional exploitation. And at the end of the experience, all they'll have done is realize that James Frey is a jerk.

Why is anyone still surprised?

Stories worth reading: "Seeing" by Genevieve Valentine

As 2010 wraps up people are already putting together their lists of the year's best novels and stories. I'm no exception and should release my picks for the best stories of the year—and the stories I'll be nominating for the annual awards—in early December.

However, it's worth remembering that the year isn't over and amazing stories are still being published. Case in point: "Seeing" by Genevieve Valentine from the November issue of Clarkesworld Magazine.

"Seeing" focuses on a space explorer attempting to discover a habitable planet for humanity, whose own earth is facing an extremely slow and painful death. If that sounds rather straightforward and something which has been written a thousand times, prepare to be shocked. From the prose to the characterization to the worldview behind the story, Valentine has create a unique look at what not only drives people but at the strangeness lurking everywhere in our universe.

As N.K. Jemisin said in the comments below the story, "Seeing" features "Fantastic characterization, accurate science, literary experimentation that not only works but fits. Delicious." I couldn't agree more. (BTW, Jemisin also has an extremely good story called "On the Banks of the River Lex" in the same issue of Clarkesworld.)

"Seeing" is a story I'd have easily picked for my online SciFi Strange anthology. It will also be on my list of the year's best stories.

Teaser for my story "Millisent Ka Plays in Realtime"

Millisent Only a few days until Interzone mails their Jason Sanford special issue. Last week I previewed two of my stories in the issue—"Peacemaker, Peacemaker, Little Bo Peep" and "Memoria." Now comes my last tale: "Millisent Ka Plays in Realtime."

Set several decades after the collapse of our monetary economy, the story focuses on Millisent Ka, a talented young woman born in a neo-feudal musical fiefdom. Without giving away too many spoilers, let me simply say the plot revolves around the new payment system which took the place of money. But as with all attempts to improve the world, this new economic system didn't turn out as people intended. So it's up to Milli to create some new world disorder. 

Of all my characters in this issue of Interzone, "Millisent Ka Plays in Realtime" features my favorite. I flat out loved writing about Milli and I wouldn't be surprised if readers also relate to her. In addition, this story is my comment about the recent near-collapse of our financial system. This doesn't mean I was deliberately writing a commentary about economics, but it was on my mind. For more about authors and their ideas, read what I said during the WFC panel on that subject.

Above is the story's spread from Interzone 231. The surreal art is by Dave Senecal, who has created many delightfully mind-twisting illustrations for genre publications.

This issue of Interzone will be mailed to subscribers on Thursday. And don't forget if you subscribe to Interzone you can receive this issue for free.

Teaser for my story "Memoria"

Memoria The other day I plugged my story "Peacemaker, Peacemaker, Little Bo Peep" which will be in the upcoming issue of Interzone focused on my fiction. Today I'll talk about a second story, "Memoria."

In the universe of "Memoria," dimension travel is possible but extracts a horrible cost, ripping apart the minds of volunteers who shield their fellow explorers. Now the crew of one of earth's dimension ships have discovered a creature which might explain why this happens. But the creature has other plans—which unfortunately involve the painful death of every human in existence.

This story is one of the most challenging and experimental I've written and explores how many memories a person can lose before they are no longer who they were. It also ponders if there are some memories we shouldn't be allowed to forget, no matter how much we might want to leave them behind.

Above is the story's spread from Interzone 231. The eye-catching art is by Richard Wagner, who has created a number of amazing illustrations for the magazine.

This issue of Interzone will be mailed to subscribers next Thursday. And don't forget if you subscribe to Interzone you can receive this issue for free. But if you want this special subscription offer, act soon.

A Response to Dave Truesdale's "New Direction"

Last month Dave Truesdale posted an essay titled "A New Direction" in Tangent Online, one of the few publications which regularly reviews genre short fiction. In the essay Dave described why after 17 years of running Tangent he decided to change their editorial focus. The biggest change is Tangent will now only cover "professionally paying markets"—ie, those paying SFWA rates of 5 cents a word—meaning semi-prozines will no longer be reviewed. Tangent will also publish more reviews of classic SF and old pulp magazine stories.

Even though I hate to see semi-pro magazines dropped, I'd understand the change if Dave said that Tangent simply couldn't review everything under the sun and needed to narrow their focus. Or if Dave had instead said Tangent would only be reviewing magazines of "professional quality" (a term Dave does finally mention toward the end of his essay). In my own reviews of short fiction, I rarely write about poorly written stories which are not of professional quality. After all, time is a limited concern in any life, and I'd rather spend my time reviewing professional-grade stories.

But instead of saying any of that, Dave states the reason Tanget is dropping semi-pro magazines is because "The genre is going in directions that don't move me—intellectually, or with a sense of wonder, or both—like it used to. Frankly, it bores me." Dave then takes aim at new writers "with not a new idea or take to be had."

Is Dave basically saying he doesn't want Tangent to review semi-pro magazines because there's not much short fiction worth reviewing at either the professional or semi-pro level? Or is Tangent dropping semi-pros because these magazines publish so many new writers? Unfortunately, I'm not clear on which specific reason he is giving.

So according to Dave, what specifically is wrong with the genre and new writers—and by extension semi-pro magazines?

"I'll boil it down to the fact that I'm weary of a genre infested with politically correct thinking—at all levels. Where editors (for but one example) are bullied (or willingly acquiesce) into making sure there are exactly the same number of female and male authors listed on the covers of their magazines or collections. Where far too much SF/F is about trivial, mundane, quotidian affairs, and where emotional trauma and angst take precedence over any Idea or Story. Where far too much SF/F is about the small and the relatively unimportant (but my, how that author can write!), or the SF/F element is used merely as background or in an obligatory, perfunctory manner—as window dressing if you will. Hardly anyone would argue with the premise that SF is an all-encompassing genre, that it is open to all kinds of stories--from the pure adventure tale to the Important Message tale and everything in between. Some of it looks to the future while some is set in the past. Variety is good as a general proposition. The devil is always in the details, however, and I find, for my own personal taste, that too much of what is being produced these days (and for some years) just doesn't move me in any meaningful fashion."

He adds:

"Taken as a gestalt—the 'smallness' and relative unimportance of many of the stories, the tired, lazy thinking on the part of many of the writers (primarily the new), the politically correct element (editorially, and in individual stories), and the fact that while I still love the good short story but I now desire the time to read more of what excites me (which I find in Classic SF/F and the Pulp Magazines), I decided to eschew reviewing the less than pro-paying markets to free up my reading time."

Again, this is Dave's choice. Tangent Online is his baby and he can raise the kid as he chooses. And he is well within his rights to use his time reviewing the types of stories he prefers.

However, I disagree in no uncertain terms with his sentiments on new writers.

Perhaps I'm wrong, but it sounds to me like Dave is dismissing an entire generation of new writers simply because they don't write stories like the ones he used to read, and is implying that these writers are only being published in semi-pro magazines (which he describes as "akin to reading published slush"). None of which is, of course, true. Many of the best new authors write both cutting-edge stories which could have only been written today AND stories which could have been at home in many classic magazines of the last 50 years.  These new writers are also published in more than semi-pro magazines; their stories can be found in professional-paying magazines like Clarkesworld and Fantasy and Asimov's and so on. And while there are bad semi-pro magazines, there are also many great ones.

To me, one of the many important roles genre magazines have—with the first being to publish the best possible stories—is to bring new writers to the attention of a larger audience. To say you won't review certain magazines because they are doing precisely what they should be doing is not a course I would chart.

This is not intended as an attack on Dave Truesdale. And as I said, it is his right to decide which magazines Tangent reviews. And since Tangent is one of the few genre outlets for short fiction criticism, I will continue to read their reviews. I also urge people to read his essay and draw their own conclusions on what he said.

But speaking for myself, I'm very disappointed by this decision—and more disappointed by the reasons given for going in this "new direction."

World Fantasy Convention's Authors and Ideas Panel

I'm now recovering from an extended weekend at the World Fantasy Convention in Columbus. This was my first WFC and if you have never gone, it is highly recommended. I met a ton of great people, talked about way too many things to remember, and generally had a great time.

I also moderated the Authors and Ideas panel on the third day of the convention. The panel dealt with how the personal beliefs of authors affect their fiction--think of Tolkien's The Lord of Rings, which is subtly infused with his Catholicism, or the works of C.S. Lewis, where his beliefs are quite overt. Obviously this topic fascinates people because the panel was literally standing room only.

Appearing alongside me on the panel were Ellen Kushner, L.E. Modessitt, Tim Powers, S.M. Stirling, and Guy Gavriel Kay. Yes, that's an amazing line-up and I still can't believe the WFC asked me to moderate the panel. This was not only one of the best panels I've ever taken part in, it was one of the best I've ever heard.

To share some of the panel's insights, I've transcribed the following excerpts from the discussion:

Ellen Kushner: "I feel very strongly that if you write well and honestly and truthfully, your personal beliefs will be woven into that fiction. I think that bad fiction of any kind is where the author attempts to impose something they wish to believe, or thinks they ought to believe, over what they genuinely believe. The truest and deepest work, especially I would argue in fantasy, is absolutely infused with what the author believes, whether they want to believe it or not."

L.E. Modessitt: "Sometimes I don't know what I believe about a given thing. And sometimes the work is an exploration of what I'm not sure I believe. Yes, it is infused with what I do believe, but we don't all know everything about everything. We have beliefs we don't even know we have and that's infused in your writing, but you can be totally honest and not neccesarily know what you're reflecting."

Tim Powers: "As a writer, I certainly hope I never in my fiction have 'something to say.' As a reader, I hate starting a book and realizing, 'Oh, this author is making a point about George Bush or racism or what have you.'"

S.M. Stirling: "If a writer is arguing for a point of view or a belief in their work, that's not what they really strongly believe. The things you believe most strongly, the things you never even think to argue about--your default assumptions about what the world is, what humans beings are, how they operate, that sort of thing--that suffuses what you write. These things vary both between individuals and over time. That's one of the reasons it is valuable to read stuff written a long time ago. You're looking through alien eyes. There is no one more alien than your great-great-great-grandparents. Reading stuff they wrote gives you a valuable corrective on assuming that you are the default condition for human beings. That your basic assumptions are the laws of the universe and will endure forever, or that everything changed up until it came to you and your glorious self and now it will be that way until the end of time."

Guy Gavriel Kay: "I mostly agree it is inevitable that our beliefs and our needs and our culture are going to permeate what we write about. But I also believe that the challenge and the essence of the creative process, by way of imaginative empathy--for fiction writing, not as an essayist--is to create convincing and plausible characters who have and embody beliefs that we do not share."

S.M. Stirling: "The most effective way to make a novel successfully didactic, to make it teach, is not to turn around and look out of the page and talk to the reader in your own person. It is to make what you think feel inevitable and right within the structure of the story. To show it through the actions and feelings of the characters rather than actually saying it to the audience. In fact, I always feel that if I'm conscious that I'm reading words, the author has failed to a certain extent. I shouldn't actually be conscious of the process of reading while I'm reading a really well-written piece of work."

Me: "One thing I love about fiction in both my writing and what I read is the exploration of ideas. But if it was merely about the ideas, I wouldn't read fiction. I would only read nonfiction. I would go out and only read philosophy. Instead, I want the characters. I want the human drama. I want to have insight into life itself, which only happens when I read fiction about truly believable people making truly believable decisions. When I'm writing, I do have ideas I'm trying to explore. And I'm exploring them through the characters I create. What irritates me about some fiction is when the authors don't truly explore their ideas. When they already have their destination in mind. That's not a true exploration."

S.M. Stirling: "When you're writing, it isn't what you don't know that will get you. It's what you think you know which just ain't so. It's your assumptions which you aren't conscious of (which will cause you problems)."

Guy Gavriel Kay: (On the author-reader interaction) "It is a mistake to think of (fiction) in terms of the author setting forth their image, their presentation, of the world. It is in fact the author offering something and the reader taking what they are inclined to take, capable of taking, in the mood to take that year. Because we've all had the experience where we read a book one year and don't like it, and read it ten year later and find it brilliant, or vice versa. The book hasn't changed. We changed."

L.E. Modessitt: "I'm reminded by all this of an aphorism that should apply to authors. If you find my work thoughtful, that's because you agreed with it. If you find it didactic, it's because it doesn't agree with you."

Me: (On the difference between fiction and nonfiction) "I studied anthropology in college, so I could talk at length about cultural norms, the way culture influences people, and all that. I then joined the Peace Corps and spent two years in a rural Thai village where I was the only member of my culture. That was actually experiencing what I had studied, and it is a totally different way of learning. That is the difference between nonfiction and fiction. With nonfiction, you're learning by knowing. With fiction, the reader is learning by experiencing. And everybody experiences things in slightly different ways." 

S.M. Stirling: "One of the things fiction can do, if it's done really well, is break through your tendancy to filter the evidence and only see what you want to see. Really good fiction cracks your mind open from the inside."

L.E. Modessitt: "Art is about conveying that which you believe and that which you don't believe. That's what you're supposed to do in this business."

L.E. Modessitt: "We are first and foremost, if we want to stay in business, entertainers. No matter what you want to say or what you believe, if you don't entertain no one will read (your fiction)."

Interzone 231

Interzone231 Interzone has released their preview of issue 231, which is the special issue focused on my fiction. Interzone 231 contains an interview with me and three of my science fiction stories—"Memoria," "Peacemaker, Peacemaker, Little Bo Peep," and "Millisent Ka Plays in Realtime."

In addition to my stories, other fiction includes "The Shipmaker" by Aliette de Bodard and "The Shoe Factory" by Matt Cook. Aliette always write engrossing stories and I can't wait to read her tale. As for Matt, I have already read his tale and it is one of the best science fiction stories of the year. Here's what I said about "The Shoe Factory" when Interzone first accepted it.

The new issue of Interzone will be published November 12th. And don't forget that for a limited time if you subscribe to Interzone you can receive this special issue for free.

Update on Feb. 15, 2011: This special issue is now totally sold out.

 

World Fantasy Convention updates

A reminder that starting today I'll be at the World Fantasy Convention in Columbus. I probably won't be updating this website until after the con, so for more frequent updates check out my ever-trusty Twitter feed.

I'll also be taking part in two WFC panels on Saturday, October 30 -- "The Lighter Side of Death" panel at 4 pm, with Kristine Smith, Esther Friesner, and Laurel Ann Hill; and the "Authors and Ideas" panel at 5 pm, with L.E. Modessitt, Tim Powers, and S.M. Sirling. I'm moderating this last panel, so if you've ever wondered where the hell one of my ideas came from, stop by and I'll ramble into some type of explanation.
 

The complete "Sublimation Angels" on StarShipSofa

StarShipSofa has now aired the final part of my novella "Sublimation Angels." The first of the three-part serial can be downloaded here, the second part here, and the final part here.

The final episode resides alongside the story "Bigfoot and the Bodhisattva" by James Morrow. Morrow's story was narrated by Larry Santoro, who also provides some fascinating background on his narration techniques. Add in the interview with Morrow and it's an all-around fun edition of the Sofa.

Thanks to Tony C. Smith for running my novella as a serial and to Josh Roseman for narrating it. I've always loved multi-part stories and it was a thrill to have "Sublimation Angels" turned into one.

Teaser for my story "Peacemaker, Peacemaker, Little Bo Peep"

Peacemaker In the coming weeks I'll be plugging the special issue of Interzone focused on my fiction. I apologize in advance for this relentless self-promotion, but it's not every day something this exciting happens in my writing life.

One of my three stories in the issue is "Peacemaker, Peacemaker, Little Bo Peep," which deals with the sheep, sheepdog, and wolves analogy. While the analogy is not well known to the general public, it is widely repeated among police officers and soldiers. That's not to say the analogy is correct or believed by every police officer and soldier--as with all summations of human behavior, this one has glaring strengths and weaknesses. But it is an interesting perspective on humanity and was a fascinating subject to explore.

Above is the story's spread from Interzone 231. The art is by Warwick Fraser-Coombe, who has also illustrated all of this year's Interzone covers. The covers combine to create a new, larger image, which will also be revealed with this upcoming issue.

To read the story, keep an eye out for the new issue of Interzone, which will be published November 12th. And don't forget that for a limited time if you subscribe to Interzone you can receive this special issue for free.